ROSE

[crittersheep]

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

Comments

ROOMS

[crittersheep]

Choose a Room:
♢ Bedrooms for each member of the team (pick one)
(if you choose a member that is not in the game atm, choose the family role for them please)
♢ Bathroom
♢ Kitchen
♢ Living Room
♢ Attic
♢ Basement

DISCUSSION

[crittersheep]

Re: DISCUSSION

[finalbows]

. . . gingham. Gingham. Just kill me, it'll be kinder.

Re: DISCUSSION

[wants_the_phd]

[LOOKING WITH HORROR at her ball joints and porcelain body]

What the fuck?!

Re: DISCUSSION

[stirtheblood]

[Edgelord is wearing something like this, including black nail polish and extra lace on the edges of his coat.]

...Aww, what a happy-lookin' family.

[many of them don't look especially happy at this moment]

Re: DISCUSSION

[pleasantmisery]

[wearing a cute cat kigurumi, which has been blessed with additional frilly lace around the red collar, and frilly red bows on the hood's ears]

Huh, I guess I'm a cat now! Should I meow?

Re: DISCUSSION

[catposting]

[ PRINCESS BLOOD FIEND is in a cute hanbok. ]




Could be worse.

ROOM SELECTION

[crittersheep]

ROUND 1

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SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

Angel Devil is making dinner today! It's for a very special occasion and celebration so they really want to make something that everyone can like.

Too bad everyone is picky and have different tastes. They're all trying to work together to figure out what they all can share and what are absolute no-nos (some members might even be allergic!), but it seems people are starting to get into bigger arguments... No one at all can come together when meals are suppose to bring the family together, geez! Oh no, oh no! What can we do!

How do we make dinner a good time for everyone without overloading mom? Is there a deeper rooted issue that needs to be taken care of? Is there a way to solve this so everyone can be happy?

DISCUSSION

[crittersheep]

FAMILY SOLUTION

[crittersheep]

EXTRA ACTIONS

[crittersheep]

Teams can perform extra actions if they'd like.

Weeds submit their actions here.

RESULTS

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ROUND 2

[crittersheep]

SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

Lets have family time!

Everyone has decided to watch a movie together, hooray! Its really hard because the family aren't very close to each other as others could be. Mother has especially been down, murmuring something about gasoline and getting rid of the house...

You know, for some reason the vulgar ex-boyfriend is also here, too.

Crackpot theory Uncle decided that before they can watch a movie however, they have to discuss what has been going on with everyone recently ...and of course, they discovered something shocking, a secret that no one expected...

What is it? And how will the family recover from this secret? Also is mom okay? Not quite sure if she's okay at this point.

DISCUSSION

[crittersheep]

FAMILY SOLUTION

[crittersheep]

EXTRA ACTIONS

[crittersheep]

Teams can perform extra actions if they'd like.

Weeds submit their actions here.

RESULTS

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ROUND 3

[crittersheep]

SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

Most everyone here are good for sharing are terrible for sharing actually, but it turns out that one bathroom for currently (six people) is a lot! Sometimes the pet cat falls asleep in the bathtub and princess Yasratcha needs to pamper themselves for about five hours, whether for makeup or to cry over their life struggles.

Worst of all, every so often the bathtub/toilet/sink all gurgle blood once in a while as if something is stuck in the pipes!

It's starting to become kind of a real struggle for the Rose family. And then there is Mom. Mom who got so pampered by their husband and ex-boyfriend fighting each other until one died that they've just been beaming lately. At least they feelbetter!

Uncle, however, in their quest to find more info on the lizard people discovered that it's not just lizards. It's CRIME AND MURDER. ALL THE HOUSES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ARE INVOLVED WITH MURDER. YOU CAN TOTALLY BELIEVE UNCLE. Turns out the Daffodil twins have really increased their efficiency in thefts and the drug market. Not only that the Thistle Family has also been involved in great heists and there are rumors that both families might be looking into stealing from Lily who has risen in the ranks of crime and has the cops under their thumb.

Not only that, it's rumored that famous assassins and very terrible people have begun to show up in Clover and the HOA. Maybe a famous assassin . . . ? And also an arsonist . . .

Wait, that arsonist, isn't that mom . . . ?

Bluebell seems fine. Their pet frog is pretty noisy, but maybe the frog is a lizard.

But uncle is always weird so no one should listen to him.

Anyway, what do you do about the bathroom sharing situation? Do you bother listening to uncle? What about the dead man in your house?

And also. Did I mention, there's a dead man in your house?

Yeah the cops are still here.

DISCUSSION

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FAMILY SOLUTION

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EXTRA ACTIONS

[crittersheep]

Teams can perform extra actions if they'd like.

Weeds submit their actions here.