ROSE

[crittersheep]

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[finalbows]

You ate yesterday evening. There was bread. Fresh bread. Your father baked it himself.

Re: DISCUSSION

[pleasantmisery]

Cat don't eat bread. Even I know that!

Mom is so mean, feeding me things I can't eat... Meow!

Re: DISCUSSION

[finalbows]

Mom hears you and is listening. Tomorrow he's going out to the -- I don't know what a supermarket is but I have the strangest urge to say the word here -- to buy you a nice biiiiig economy bag of commercial kibble and leave you to sort yourself out with that from here on.

Re: DISCUSSION

[pleasantmisery]

Wow, that was a lot of words that didn't sound like "here's your dinner, kitty"! Where's my dinner? Meow meow meow!

Re: DISCUSSION

[finalbows]

. . .

<sub>[ looks over shoulder to see what everyone else is doing.

uses spatula to surreptitiously scrape a relatively cooked piece off of a skewer and floats it over to her with magic. ]</sub>

Now hush.

1/2

[pleasantmisery]

[is this even real food or just doll food... well, Shadow Fiend will eat it or at least pretend to eat it if it's fake]

Purr purr purr... You're my favorite in this house now!

Re: DISCUSSION

[pleasantmisery]

...

Hey, I'm hungry. Where's my dinner? Meow...

Re: DISCUSSION

[finalbows]

_{[ it was at that moment in time angel devil realized he had made a mistake ]}

Re: DISCUSSION

[pleasantmisery]

[PITIFUL MEOWING INTENSIFIES]