crittersheep

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

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You're going to set them all on fire? Again? Meow?

Well, you knowww... Edgelord's dead... and his last wishes were for me to burn this ENTIRE neighborhood to the ground... and our little princess has seemed SOOO shiftless lately, hasn't she? I think she's getting tired of living in this drafty old house anyway. I can't imagine what it's like for her, sleeping in his old room...

It just all... works out, don't you think?

_{[ has a fire spell hovering over his hand ]}

Soooo... We all sneak away out the bathroom window and then burn the house down to cover for our escape?

We can say this guy died in a tragic shower accident that left the house in flames...

Well, we can stage it like that, anyway! That'll get the cops off our backs! Meow!

Sounds great~! We all have our traditional family go-bags ready and waiting like uncle always reminds us to do, right? Riiii~ight?

Tell me at least you're with me on this one, tinhat, I thought I could rely on you for preppering.

Edited 2023-07-23 21:06 (UTC)

Naturally. I have a secret underground compound with three years worth of preserved food, water, and booby-trap materials. They'd never be able to find us.