ROSE

[crittersheep]

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

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SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

Most everyone here are good for sharing are terrible for sharing actually, but it turns out that one bathroom for currently (six people) is a lot! Sometimes the pet cat falls asleep in the bathtub and princess Yasratcha needs to pamper themselves for about five hours, whether for makeup or to cry over their life struggles.

Worst of all, every so often the bathtub/toilet/sink all gurgle blood once in a while as if something is stuck in the pipes!

It's starting to become kind of a real struggle for the Rose family. And then there is Mom. Mom who got so pampered by their husband and ex-boyfriend fighting each other until one died that they've just been beaming lately. At least they feelbetter!

Uncle, however, in their quest to find more info on the lizard people discovered that it's not just lizards. It's CRIME AND MURDER. ALL THE HOUSES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ARE INVOLVED WITH MURDER. YOU CAN TOTALLY BELIEVE UNCLE. Turns out the Daffodil twins have really increased their efficiency in thefts and the drug market. Not only that the Thistle Family has also been involved in great heists and there are rumors that both families might be looking into stealing from Lily who has risen in the ranks of crime and has the cops under their thumb.

Not only that, it's rumored that famous assassins and very terrible people have begun to show up in Clover and the HOA. Maybe a famous assassin . . . ? And also an arsonist . . .

Wait, that arsonist, isn't that mom . . . ?

Bluebell seems fine. Their pet frog is pretty noisy, but maybe the frog is a lizard.

But uncle is always weird so no one should listen to him.

Anyway, what do you do about the bathroom sharing situation? Do you bother listening to uncle? What about the dead man in your house?

And also. Did I mention, there's a dead man in your house?

Yeah the cops are still here.