crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2023-07-23 10:08 am

ROSE



[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."
strateelgic: (played)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] strateelgic 2023-07-23 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate you trying to take a load off my shoulders for the evening, but I'm not sure this won't just end up adding to it.
finalbows: (add fermented souls and boil)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] finalbows 2023-07-23 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I can do this. It's just cooking. I've known how to cook since I was minted. Stay seated.
strateelgic: (cheery)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] strateelgic 2023-07-23 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[But he wasn't seated to begin with...]

We could order in.
finalbows: Glancing at the viewer over his shoulder, mouth hidden by his sleeve. (Default)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] finalbows 2023-07-23 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
We could also take your wallet outside and shake it out over the storm drain.
strateelgic: (tears)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] strateelgic 2023-07-23 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How foolish. Then we'd be forced to eat the cat.
finalbows: (don't care didn't ask)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] finalbows 2023-07-23 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...she'd be too tough. I think she beats up all the other neighborhood cats for fun.
strateelgic: (pity)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] strateelgic 2023-07-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
More muscle means more meat.
finalbows: (little bit more margarine)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] finalbows 2023-07-23 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How about I leave that up to your capable judgement, dear, you know I don't much care for these gorey sorts of talks.
strateelgic: (magnanimous)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] strateelgic 2023-07-23 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Or you could just give some scraps to the cat to keep her out of my hair. The meowing is getting on my nerves.
finalbows: Glancing at the viewer over his shoulder, mouth hidden by his sleeve. (Default)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] finalbows 2023-07-23 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried that.


Why do you think she's LOUDER now.