ROSE

[crittersheep]

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

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Re: FAMILY SOLUTION

[pleasantmisery]

The pet cat slips out to distract the cops by being cute and cuddly. Unexpectedly, the cop at the door is Uncle Face-Making Devil, our insider on the police force, coming to warn us that the REAL cops were coming to arrest us for murder. Meanwhile, Princess and Mom find the stolen family jewels that were hidden in the bathroom, to be used to buy the family a new, better home somewhere far, far away. While the pet cat and Uncle Face-Making Devil discuss what's going on, the rest of the family sneaks out the bathroom window, setting the house (and the evil ex-boyfriend's corpse) on fire to cover their escape. The pet cat and Uncle Face-Making Devil plan to meet up with the rest of the family at the safe house, which is the bunker of another, unnamed Rose uncle.