crittersheep

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

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Someone must have heard you punching Mom's ex-boyfriend to death!

Through the door?

Goodness, it looks like we might need to knock out the cat.

It's not my fault you're slacking on repairs and didn't properly soundproof the door! Meow.

I don't see how you get to complain so much when all you do is lay around and eat our food.

That's not true! I catch mice and bring you dead birds! It's not my fault you don't like my contributions to the household. Meow!

Those aren't positive contributions!

[Though if she was a real cat that belonged to him she would absolutely be praised for her tiny animal murders.]

Is there anything you can do for us at this moment?

I could try to distract them by being cute and cuddly...? Meow?

I don't think they'd be very good cops if that's all it took.

Given the state of the neighborhood, I think it's safe to say that they're not very good cops! Meow!

If that will take care of two birds with one cat, then go right ahead.

Oh, don't worry, I'll give the cops the slip and find you all once you're safe! After all, you're my family! Meow~ ☆

Oh, of course... I wouldn't expect any less of you.

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