2024-10-24 09:03 pm

WEEDS

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn/clubhouse, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else are various crystalized weeds, and the Snake as well, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal weeds--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks you three simple questions.]
2024-10-24 09:03 pm

CLOVER

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else is your priest, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep, and the barn's crystal flower.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal flower--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks your Flock 3 simple questions.]
2024-10-24 09:03 pm

ROSE

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else is your priest, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep, and the barn's crystal flower.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal flower--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks your Flock 3 simple questions.]
2024-10-24 09:03 pm

Thistle

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else is your priest, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep, and the barn's crystal flower.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal flower--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks your Flock 3 simple questions.]
2024-10-24 09:03 pm

Lily

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else is your priest, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep, and the barn's crystal flower.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal flower--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks your Flock 3 simple questions.]
2024-10-24 09:02 pm

Bluebell

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else is your priest, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep, and the barn's crystal flower.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal flower--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks your Flock 3 simple questions.]
2024-10-24 08:57 pm

Daffodil

[You're in your barn! That doesn't seem so bad--oh, oh wait, you're in the air.

Your barn, and honestly some of your stuff, is just floating on clouds. You can walk on the clouds too if you want, no one's stopping you. You will not, however, be able to return to the ground, far, far below you, no matter what you do.

At least not til the Ritual is complete.

Floating among everything else is your priest, who seems to have fallen into a deep sleep, and the barn's crystal flower.

After a moment, you hear voices resonating from the crystal flower--the holy beasts, their voices and minds melded as one, call out to you.

It asks your Flock three simple questions.]
2024-09-14 08:03 am

ROSE

You find yourselves in a room that's like an empty circus ring, smaller than the Big Top that you were just previously in. The stands surrounding it are completely empty and, for some reason, you cannot exit the tent. In the center, a magician's box dangles from the ceiling by a chain, with more chains winding around it and locking it shut tight. It dangles high above your heads, just out of reach. Instinctively, you know someone is in there.

Underneath the box is a small, circular table with a magic 8-ball sitting there. Just by looking at it, you all know that if you ask it a yes or no question, it will respond truthfully. You can only ask it up to three questions, though, and it takes a moment to reset.


Although the demon is not immediately visible, you can still feel its presence lurking about . . .
2024-09-14 08:03 am

THISTLE

You find yourselves in a room that's like an empty circus ring, smaller than the Big Top that you were just previously in. The stands surrounding it are completely empty and, for some reason, you cannot exit the tent. In the center, a magician's box dangles from the ceiling by a chain, with more chains winding around it and locking it shut tight. It dangles high above your heads, just out of reach. Instinctively, you know someone is in there.

Underneath the box is a small, circular table with a magic 8-ball sitting there. Just by looking at it, you all know that if you ask it a yes or no question, it will respond truthfully. You can only ask it up to three questions, though, and it takes a moment to reset.


Although the demon is not immediately visible, you can still feel its presence lurking about . . .
2024-09-14 08:03 am

CLOVER

You find yourselves in a room that's like an empty circus ring, smaller than the Big Top that you were just previously in. The stands surrounding it are completely empty and, for some reason, you cannot exit the tent. In the center, a magician's box dangles from the ceiling by a chain, with more chains winding around it and locking it shut tight. It dangles high above your heads, just out of reach. Instinctively, you know someone is in there.

Underneath the box is a small, circular table with a magic 8-ball sitting there. Just by looking at it, you all know that if you ask it a yes or no question, it will respond truthfully. You can only ask it up to three questions, though, and it takes a moment to reset.


Although the demon is not immediately visible, you can still feel its presence lurking about . . .
2024-09-14 08:03 am

DAFFODIL

You find yourselves in a room that's like an empty circus ring, smaller than the Big Top that you were just previously in. The stands surrounding it are completely empty and, for some reason, you cannot exit the tent. In the center, a magician's box dangles from the ceiling by a chain, with more chains winding around it and locking it shut tight. It dangles high above your heads, just out of reach. Instinctively, you know someone is in there.

Underneath the box is a small, circular table with a magic 8-ball sitting there. Just by looking at it, you all know that if you ask it a yes or no question, it will respond truthfully. You can only ask it up to three questions, though, and it takes a moment to reset.


Although the demon is not immediately visible, you can still feel its presence lurking about . . .
2024-09-14 08:02 am

BLUEBELL

You find yourselves in a room that's like an empty circus ring, smaller than the Big Top that you were just previously in. The stands surrounding it are completely empty and, for some reason, you cannot exit the tent. In the center, a magician's box dangles from the ceiling by a chain, with more chains winding around it and locking it shut tight. It dangles high above your heads, just out of reach. Instinctively, you know someone is in there.

Underneath the box is a small, circular table with a magic 8-ball sitting there. Just by looking at it, you all know that if you ask it a yes or no question, it will respond truthfully. You can only ask it up to three questions, though, and it takes a moment to reset.


Although the demon is not immediately visible, you can still feel its presence lurking about . . .
2024-09-14 08:02 am

LILY

You find yourselves in a room that's like an empty circus ring, smaller than the Big Top that you were just previously in. The stands surrounding it are completely empty and, for some reason, you cannot exit the tent. In the center, a magician's box dangles from the ceiling by a chain, with more chains winding around it and locking it shut tight. It dangles high above your heads, just out of reach. Instinctively, you know someone is in there.

Underneath the box is a small, circular table with a magic 8-ball sitting there. Just by looking at it, you all know that if you ask it a yes or no question, it will respond truthfully. You can only ask it up to three questions, though, and it takes a moment to reset.


Although the demon is not immediately visible, you can still feel its presence lurking about . . .
2024-08-31 10:21 pm

Variety Show rite - Sunday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
2024-08-31 12:02 pm

Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
2024-08-10 03:51 pm

Coat of Arms - Bluebell



[you find yourselves sat at a large table in the center of a room, the table itself big enough for everyone to have plenty of space to work. There's already paper and pencils scattered across it, ready to use.

One of the walls is lined with shelves and cabinets, full of paint, more paper, crayons, markers—you name it, it's available to you. Need an easel to paint a masterpiece? There's plenty in the closet with canvases to use, too. Want some clay to sculpt your coat of arms, you mad man? There's a kiln in the corner.

It's time to get creative, kids]
2024-08-10 03:32 pm

Coat of Arms - Weeds



[you find yourselves sat at a large table in the center of a room, the table itself big enough for everyone to have plenty of space to work. There's already paper and pencils scattered across it, ready to use.

One of the walls is lined with shelves and cabinets, full of paint, more paper, crayons, markers—you name it, it's available to you. Need an easel to paint a masterpiece? There's plenty in the closet with canvases to use, too. Want some clay to sculpt your coat of arms, you mad man? There's a kiln in the corner.

It's time to get creative, kids]
2024-08-10 03:31 pm

Coat of Arms - Clover



[you find yourselves sat at a large table in the center of a room, the table itself big enough for everyone to have plenty of space to work. There's already paper and pencils scattered across it, ready to use.

One of the walls is lined with shelves and cabinets, full of paint, more paper, crayons, markers—you name it, it's available to you. Need an easel to paint a masterpiece? There's plenty in the closet with canvases to use, too. Want some clay to sculpt your coat of arms, you mad man? There's a kiln in the corner.

It's time to get creative, kids]
2024-08-10 03:31 pm

Coat of Arms - Rose



[you find yourselves sat at a large table in the center of a room, the table itself big enough for everyone to have plenty of space to work. There's already paper and pencils scattered across it, ready to use.

One of the walls is lined with shelves and cabinets, full of paint, more paper, crayons, markers—you name it, it's available to you. Need an easel to paint a masterpiece? There's plenty in the closet with canvases to use, too. Want some clay to sculpt your coat of arms, you mad man? There's a kiln in the corner.

It's time to get creative, kids]
2024-08-10 03:30 pm

Coat of Arms - Lily



[you find yourselves sat at a large table in the center of a room, the table itself big enough for everyone to have plenty of space to work. There's already paper and pencils scattered across it, ready to use.

One of the walls is lined with shelves and cabinets, full of paint, more paper, crayons, markers—you name it, it's available to you. Need an easel to paint a masterpiece? There's plenty in the closet with canvases to use, too. Want some clay to sculpt your coat of arms, you mad man? There's a kiln in the corner.

It's time to get creative, kids]