Variety Show rite - Sunday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Discussion

[soulsurvivore]

[ puts one of those stupid sheep pet hats on Warden

because she can. ]

Re: Discussion

[jerkalope]

[ is ker-SHEEP'd ]

Waugh! This wasn't part of the routine!

Re: Discussion

[soulsurvivore]

Now it is.

Re: Discussion

[finalbows]

I don't know, Warden, that's a good look for you.

Re: Discussion

[jerkalope]

This isn't even pure wool, I can absolutely feel polyester in this!

Re: Discussion

[finalbows]

Well, obviously. Pure wool is only for people on flocks~.