Variety Show rite - Sunday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Rose discussion

[jerkalope]

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

Hmm.... what objects to give each of them....

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

I want to give Nue "a king's crown."

Re: Rose discussion

[strateelgic]

Sounds good to me.

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

Next... the lady in pink, and the lady in pigtails.

I've fewer suggestions there.

Re: Rose discussion

[strateelgic]

For Queen... how about a turnip?

Re: Rose discussion

[poisonista]

I'm fine with that.

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

A turnip...? Sure, but why?

Re: Rose discussion

[strateelgic]

It was the first silly thing that came to mind.

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

Ah. I might've known. Turnip it is!

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

What's a taxi.

Re: Rose discussion

[poisonista]

It's short for a "taxicab"- a vehicle manned by a driver who you pay a fare to and they'll drive you places for the cost of the distance on the meter in the vehicle at the end of the ride.

Re: Rose discussion

[finalbows]

I can work with THAT!

Alright. I shall work my magic. Stay tuned.