crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2024-08-31 12:02 pm

Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
mykidisthebest: (Don't look back)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're supposed to take it off the board. It's not going to work properly now.

[illusions some angry ghosts just to complete the image. this is probably what happens if you do ghost summonings wrong]
electricflock: (bird3)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[peck peck peck pecks the planchette

eyes a ghost like he's thinking of pecking it too. ruffles some feathers up >:o]

Was working?
mykidisthebest: (Inscribed like stone and faded by rain)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
As a goth who totally knows what he's doing. Yes. It was absolutely working before.

[the ghost grows feathers and puffs them up]
electricflock: (bird2)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[rolls over in lethe's lap to face the ghost more directly. GETS POOFIER...]

Goth know how to make ghosts leave?
mykidisthebest: (You'll see it's true)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We have to finish the summoning.
electricflock: (bird3)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[stands up, balancing precariously on lethe's lap, an arm, and with one paw on the table. TAIL SWISH.]

Can finish it.
mykidisthebest: (Nowhere left for us to go but heaven)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[already forgot what being a goth is]

By all means! Go for it, my, uh, my minion? I bet goths have minions.
electricflock: (bird8)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[LEAPS AT THE GHOST MROWWWWWWW]
mykidisthebest: (Beyond what's been known and named)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S AN ILLUSION SO HE JUST JUMPS RIGHT THROUGH IT]

Hey! No fighting the undead! We worked hard to summon those!
electricflock: (bird6)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[TRIES AGAIN BAP BAP BAP BAP AT THE GHOST]

Cheating!
mykidisthebest: (I’m so scared of getting used to this)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[the ghost swooshes around angrily!!11 oh no!!!]

You've angered them...there's only one way to solve this now! Forehead kisses.
electricflock: (bird8)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Forehead kissies are power of love!
mykidisthebest: (While I’m by your side)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! The strongest power of all~

[gives muffin a lil kissu on his forehead]

That should do it.

[the ghost dramatically fades away]
electricflock: (bird4)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[hops up on his back feet and makes grabby motions with his front paws to headbutt LEthe in return

BIG PURR]

Now gone for good!
mykidisthebest: (Nowhere left for us to go but heaven)

Re: Lily thread

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2024-08-31 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[cuteeee]

We couldn't have done it without your help!