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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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[LEAPS AT THE GHOST MROWWWWWWW]

[IT'S AN ILLUSION SO HE JUST JUMPS RIGHT THROUGH IT]

Hey! No fighting the undead! We worked hard to summon those!

[TRIES AGAIN BAP BAP BAP BAP AT THE GHOST]

Cheating!

[the ghost swooshes around angrily!!11 oh no!!!]

You've angered them...there's only one way to solve this now! Forehead kisses.

Forehead kissies are power of love!

Exactly! The strongest power of all~

[gives muffin a lil kissu on his forehead]

That should do it.

[the ghost dramatically fades away]

[hops up on his back feet and makes grabby motions with his front paws to headbutt LEthe in return

BIG PURR]

Now gone for good!

[cuteeee]

We couldn't have done it without your help!

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