Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

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[crittersheep]

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[wants_the_phd]

...Yeah, I'd look disappointed too, if I were Blossom's mom.

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[finalbows]

I'd feel the same way as that sheep if I went all the way over to Bluebell and only found raspberries.

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[spinebuddyandme]

I don't like the look of this one. This sheep might be too smart.

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[finalbows]

So it's the red sheep that's TOO smart?

Too true.

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[spinebuddyandme]

The sheep's red, but it's covered in berries. It could be Bluebell, or it could be Blossom masquerading as a Bluebell sheep.

Whoever it is, it's contemplating war crimes.

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[endsjustified]

I'm not even sure it's a Rose sheep. It's done its best to don a clever disguise, but it's gone all the way around to looking like a Peony sheep.

Or Blossom.

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[spinebuddyandme]

That explains the "too smart for it's own good" look on its face.

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[mykidisthebest]

It feels like one of those moments where it could be smart accidentally.

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[spinebuddyandme]

Kinda like how a broken clock's right twice a day?

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[poisonista]

They dress up and the weather forecast is all wrong, getting them right into a raspberry storm... and collecting plenty on their candy fluff.

Or was that the intent?

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[debug_mode]

It's worried about being hungry and wanted to carry a snack for later... so it stuck raspberries in its wool.

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[stirtheblood]

Are we sure it's a Rose sheep, or did it just get stained by all the berries?

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[electricflock]

Like is actually Lily sheep?

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[stirtheblood]

Yeah! And it's gettin' itself ready to do some espionage or somethin'.

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[electricflock]

That Rose sheep is naked. Not even a fascinator...

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[finalbows]

You're right! ...No wonder it looks so dour!

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[electricflock]

Maybe is trying an avant garde look... Is not really working for it.

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[villainrole]

…is it naked…

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[electricflock]

Rose sheep have tiny outfits.

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[mykidisthebest]

It has raspberries stuck in its fur...

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[electricflock]

Looks like sheep made of whipped cream and fruit.

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[mykidisthebest]

Is it smart or stupid for a sheep to look that edible? I'm getting hungry trying to decide.

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[strateelgic]

Perfect darling. Too tired of this nonsense.

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[poisonista]

I'd call this one smart for mixing fashion and sustenance.