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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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Looks like sheep made of whipped cream and fruit.

Is it smart or stupid for a sheep to look that edible? I'm getting hungry trying to decide.

Depends what sheep wants out of being edible.

Ohhhh, good point. Maybe it put a coat of poison on itself.

Or is bait! Rose sheep bite back!

So it could actually be smarter than it looks! That'd be a first for the sheep.

Last sheep was smart! Stole cup!

That's only smart in the short term, not the long term.

Can steal many cups.

It's not being smart at all if it steals too many and gets caught. Being put in sheep jail is serious business.

Saw fence, was already in jail. Can't be stopped.

There is always...more jails.

Jail within the jail??

Jail within jail can happen. Usually it's called solitary confinement. For sheep it's probably...the shearing room.

Imprisoned and stripped!

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