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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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Only free until the make-up routine starts!

And then again once the sealer goes on~

Was already too much sitting still!

Some steps you can do on the go, if you're good. I walk whilst I freshen up my lipstick all the time.

Yeah, well.

[…NO THIS GAME IS HARD. motions for quetzal to bend down so he can whisper in his ear]

Actually sounds really nice.

[ obligingly bends down ]

[ thiiiiis face ]

Is that SO?

Well! I suppose you can't win everyone.

[ winks at him ]

Is how is.

[this is totally a rude pout and not trying really hard not to laugh]

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