Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Rose thread

[electricflock]

Want um... to look like I'm not wearing make-up.

Re: Rose thread

[poisonista]

[ He is SO IN THE ZONE- ]

To conjure this ghostly allure of no makeup, begin with a sheer, almost transparent foundation— like a veil of mist. A whisper of concealer dabbed only where shadows linger too heavily, blending it into your skin as if it were never there-

For that hauntingly natural flush, a cream blush in a spectral hue will give your cheeks the soft glow of life, as if touched by the light of the full moon...

Finally, a dusting of translucent powder, like the finest layer of ash, to set the enchantment. The result? A look so subtle, it's almost otherworldly— like you've stepped right out of a dream, or perhaps a ghost story. And I'll want to read every page.

Re: Rose thread

[electricflock]

That sounds like a lot to keep track of... Isn't going to get all dusty and sticky?

Re: Rose thread

[poisonista]

It might sound like a lot, but think of it as casting a spell— As for it getting dusty or sticky, we're using a phantom's caress, and the least product for the most output. The products will blend seamlessly into your skin, leaving you with nothing but a flawless, ethereal finish.

In the end, it'll feel- and be, like you're wearing nothing at all— and be entirely hauntingly beautiful self. And all you'll need to truly break the spell, is a careful wash of your face to return to your beautifully natural look.