Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Lily thread

[electricflock]

[wiggles around, shimmying himself around the board]

Yes! Gets rid of haunting?

Re: Lily thread

[spinebuddyandme]

Exactly. Gets rid of hauntings, gives you inner peace and stuff. What kind've haunting have you got?

Re: Lily thread

[electricflock]

Ghost bees.

Re: Lily thread

[spinebuddyandme]

Ghost bees, huh? I really thought someone like you could handle that yourself. Can't you just eat them?

Re: Lily thread

[electricflock]

Did eat them! Are all trapped now. Can't hear them?

Re: Lily thread

[spinebuddyandme]

[ Leans down to "listen" more closely ]

Hm...yeah, just barely. They must be muffled by all your feathers, but don't worry. We can take care of those.

Re: Lily thread

[electricflock]

[purrs buzzes]

Will leave it to you.