crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2024-08-31 12:02 pm

Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
finalbows: time is a tool you can put on the wall / or wear it on your wrist (out of my hands i'm only a clock)

Re: Rose thread

[personal profile] finalbows 2024-08-31 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sweetheart. No.

Not yet.

But that's certainly who you COULD be, if you follow our program~!
stirtheblood: (04-03-b)

Re: Rose thread

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really sure what stickin' some stuff on my face is gonna do for that.
finalbows: it's the ol shaft head tilt idk what to tell you (the ol shaft head tilt)

Re: Rose thread

[personal profile] finalbows 2024-08-31 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
W-e-e-ell...

The real key to luring the older demographics in to try and rend you asunder is to represent within yourself something they felt they once had and have lost -- and, critically, by felling or in some way exploiting you, they could once again reclaim.

Beauty invites. Violence, envy, hate-- it invites, either way. And a great way to keep beautiful is to moisturize regularly!
Edited 2024-08-31 23:16 (UTC)