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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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[ stares at the pointer ]

Do the ghosts want to kiss the cool kids?

We don't have any cool kids. Let's just give them Muffin.

Do we...kiss Muffin?

--! Kissing mystical creatures is a guaranteed way to calm down angry spirits. I read all about it in the goth handbook.

[ laughs! ]

He did say he's haunted, so we can tell him it's for his exorcism.

Very well.

[just

holds up Muffin like a big kitty, kisses his little head, and then passes him to another Lily]

[dangles blissfully and purrs for kissies]

[ NO HE WANTS TO DO THIS TOO!!!! ]

_{[ making the exact same expression belle is ]}

[ Forehead kiss! ]

May the spirits leave you in peace.

[ Passes him to Lethe ]

[forehead! kiss!]

The evil is defeated~~~

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