crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2024-08-31 12:02 pm

Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
electricflock: (2)

Re: Daffothistle thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Is deceiving people to rip off even more people later. Extra annoying.
stirtheblood: (03-08-b)

Re: Daffothistle thread

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that how it works? Then yeah, I wanna take 'em down.
electricflock: (34)

Re: Daffothistle thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Are going to steal house, remodel house, then charge people lots of money to borrow house.
stirtheblood: (s14)

Re: Daffothistle thread

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. That's pretty diabolical.
electricflock: (11)

Re: Daffothistle thread

[personal profile] electricflock 2024-08-31 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods nods nods]

Isn't even fun kind of scam.