Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Rose thread

[spinebuddyandme]

What are you doing? The spirits didn't come here to slay in fashion; they're just supposed to slay.

Re: Rose thread

[poisonista]

[ HMPH. ]

Oh, darling, the spirits can do both. Who says you can’t look drop-dead gorgeous while you're dropping dead? It's called multitasking.


[ Considering he actually HAS done this ahem ahem, this is just #facts. ]

Re: Rose thread

[spinebuddyandme]

But they've already dropped dead! You're just distracting them.

Re: Rose thread

[poisonista]

And since they've already mastered the art of dropping dead, it's time to master the art of making a jaw-dropping entrance. If you think a little glamour is a distraction, then perhaps you're the one who's afraid of a little attention.

Are you going to fight the opportunity to bring out some ghostly glamour?