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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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[scritches him]

Compelling argument.

[rolls onto his back]

Prrrft.

Sir. You are attracting only adorable ghosts.

[wiggles appealingly]

Am helping.

[illusions angry little eyebrows on him]

You are also lying on my hand.

At least be fiercer.

[grabs his hand to groom it aggressively >:3]

[omg. allows this. it also fully takes the planchette off the board]

Oh no. Please stop. The summoning is going out of control.

[bunnykicks his hand!!! (without claws)

then grooms it even more fiercely. HEADBUTTS HIS HAND!!!!]

[drops the planchette entirely and scoops Muffin up]

All our plans are ruined. By one single, meddling bird.

[curls up like a croissant and purrs]

See, was helping!

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