Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Rose thread

[debug_mode]

That's... actually really good advice.

Re: Rose thread

[finalbows]

What do you mean "actually?"

Do you think this happens by accident?

[ this meaning himself. ]

Re: Rose thread

[debug_mode]

I don't know, I thought maybe you magicked yourself to look so good.

You have magic for everything else.

Re: Rose thread

[poisonista]

[ Offended!! (not really, but also): ]

Even magicking one's appearance requires understanding of beauty, else you're going to end up looking like a joke.

Re: Rose thread

[finalbows]

Belle's right.

Gracious, how sad THAT would be. No. I am profoundly beautiful by both nature and intelligent design.

I use magic for more... subtle things, about my appearance. The basics are all hard work and good routines!


_{...Aaand to avoid needing hair dye. Dye stresses your hair something terrible.}