Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Daffothistle thread

[stirtheblood]

[munching on some Scooby Snacks]

Would definitely be better with some booze to go along with 'em...

So our job's to get people to admit they're just pretendin' about the whole ghost thing by annoyin' and pissin' 'em off? Sounds like my area.

Re: Daffothistle thread

[villainrole]

[wavin' a snack at him]

We should take this job seriously. After all, people's lives are at stake. They could lose their homes if our theory is true.

Re: Daffothistle thread

[stirtheblood]

Hmm... I did know a lord who collapsed a whole landslide on a town once. Or maybe he was a duke or somethin'? That guy pissed me off.

1/2

[villainrole]

Society is a mess . . . corrupt, crooked, and cruel . . .

[eats a snack]

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Re: Daffothistle thread

[villainrole]

These aren't sweet enough...

Re: Daffothistle thread

[stirtheblood]

And there's no booze! Cruel and messy!

Re: Daffothistle thread

[villainrole]

And there isn't any alcohol at all!! How can we drown out our sorrows over this corrupt society and enjoy the snacks without any?

Re: Daffothistle thread

[stirtheblood]

Exactly! It'll take a lotta booze to drown all that!

[pauses. seems to remember what they're doing]

Just look around at what these people are doin'!