crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2024-08-31 12:02 pm

Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
spinebuddyandme: (You gonna sell me a bridge next?)

Re: Lily answer

[personal profile] spinebuddyandme 2024-08-31 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This sheep's too smart for its own good. It's unearthed dark magics that no one with a conscience would dream of casting, and it doesn't have time to listen to all the reasons it shouldn't use them. This is a sheep who's sure she knows what she's doing, and if you try to stop her she's gonna summon a bunch of ghost wolves that turn you into balloon animals if they touch you.