Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Discussion

[shortforever]

They do, but they'll eat other stuff too. Like grains or whatever. So there must be something like that in there.

Re: Discussion

[stirtheblood]

I dunno if it's gotta make that much sense...

Re: Discussion

[shortforever]

Probably not.

Our options are either "Smart because it gets free food" or "stupid because it's trapped in a fence that's easy to escape and is also about to eat a cup". What do you think?

Re: Discussion

[stirtheblood]

Well, it ain't just gettin' free food, it's gettin' more free food than the girl wants to give by stealin' all of it.

'Sides, seems like everyone else thinks it's stupid, so it's more fun to say it's smart.