Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Rose answer

[crittersheep]

Re: Rose answer

[finalbows]

It's stupid.

[ he just. gestures to it. ]

Just look at it. It's gonna have that cup for lunch.

Re: Rose answer

[wants_the_phd]

Just look at it!

Gonna get its damned head stuck in the fence like a maroon.

She sold all her wool to buy food for her two kids and now she's looking into the cup like, "this is it?"

Shoulda signed a contract, idiot.

Re: Rose answer

[strateelgic]

Fufufu... Such poor planning.

Re: Rose answer

[debug_mode]

The sheep is going to be stupid for sticking its head in a cup, then stupid for getting its neck stuck in the fence.

Re: Rose answer

[poisonista]

They're also going to discover a new method of communicating with the tele-cup, once their head gets stuck in it.

Not the smartest way to go about it, but really...