Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[crittersheep]

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

Comments

Re: Rose Huddle

[finalbows]

There are not!

[ there are. ]

Re: Rose Huddle

[wants_the_phd]

No, really, maybe you and Belle can go into business together making pillows and duvets?

Re: Rose Huddle

[finalbows]

_ugh...

[ he's going to have to herd mentality a lint brush. ]

Just point it out to the sheep when you see it and eventually they'll get the idea to sweep it. _{Or start felting it into little hearts. I caught one doing that once.}

Re: Rose Huddle

[wants_the_phd]

Whaaaaaaaat! I want one!

Re: Rose Huddle

[finalbows]

Better watch closely what they've got in their little hooves, then.