crittersheep | Variety Show rite

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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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[Birb.]

That must be why they mixed our teams with the weeds then.

Fair enough, I wouldn't trust myself alone to answer such questions anyway.

No? Don't you have a thought on what's going on?

If I had a thought, I would think that the sheep's intelligence is all about perspective. If they were simply going against the enemy, it might seem stupid. However, if they have tools hidden within its wool, it might be considered smart.