crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2024-08-31 12:02 pm

Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]



[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]
stirtheblood: (04-08)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd probably make it meals for days!
villainrole: (49)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] villainrole 2024-08-31 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...

That's a good point!!
stirtheblood: (04-02-a)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah!! I'm PRETTY SMART!!]

Maybe it has a knife or somethin'.
villainrole: (73)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] villainrole 2024-08-31 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe...even more than one knife. Maybe they have a hundred.
stirtheblood: (05-02-d)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's workin' with a knife demon!
villainrole: (14-1)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] villainrole 2024-08-31 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Which could be considered a stupid move...
stirtheblood: (10-02-c)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] stirtheblood 2024-08-31 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh... depends what it wants to do with it.
villainrole: (14-1)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] villainrole 2024-08-31 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if we go with a smart sheep, that's fine. I've got not qualms either way.