crittersheep | Variety Show rite

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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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Eh, maybe. I wouldn't count that sheep out, though.

What? That dog could fit the bulk of it in its mouth if it really tried.

Edited (code) 2024-08-31 20:10 (UTC)

It could be hidin' a gun 'round its back.

I'm not disputing that it could win with some good old fashioned treachery, but if you're counting on it packing superior firepower you're undoubtedly baaing up the wrong tree!