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Variety Show rite - Saturday session

[ All participants are whisked into a game show studio. Above them there is a giant sign in neon lights declaring: "Pasture BAAARIETY SHOW with your hosts the Late Show Demon and Warden the Insult Comic Jackalope!" A swell of live applause begins even though the lights make it impossible to see who could possibly be out there in the audience stands, but everyone can tell they're being watched.

Each flock, some with added Weeds, find themselves standing behind a podium. There is a counter on each podium that currently reads zero. ]

[ The Late Show Demon waves to the invisible audience then taps some note cards...which promptly go up in flames. It looks like it's showtime! ]

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[ This is the brief amount of time you have to get your bearings and see who else is here before the host's monologue is over and the game begins. The rules of each round will be explained to you diegetically, but you also instinctively know that this is a team game. Earning points will mean the team with the highest score wins. Flock and canon powers are on, but cannot be used against the hosts, and if you try to fuck things up enough nobody is going to win any fabulous prizes (TM). ]

[Holding a hand of playing cards]

...Oh, okay.

Edited 2024-08-31 19:39 (UTC)

[ ...appeared here holding a portion of a deck of cards in his hand that he sssslooooowly lowers, then tucks away into his sleeve. fine. okay. might as well happen. let's see if this STAYS jaunty and light-hearted. ]

Edited 2024-08-31 19:39 (UTC)