crittersheep | THISTLE

[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

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Oh no dad died.

NO.

We'll hold you a beautiful funeral. Odin can bury you in the backyard.

Denied.

Ehhhh, you'll bury me but you won't bury dad? This is favouritism!

Yeah. He's my favorite.

[He's not too shy to admit that.]

Your bias is making you BORING.

Well work hard and earn the right to be my favorite then.

No, I'm gonna steal being dad's favourite, that'll show you.

What? I already know I'm not his favorite, it's fine. He can still be my favorite even if I'm not his.

[interrupting this argument to yell--]

I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN AND DOGS AND WINE AUNTS AND GRANDPAS EQUALLY.

[QUIET YOU]

[THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT PSA TO MAKE]

Oh, an unrequited love.

[pets him]

Tch! It's not that either! I don't love anybody, something like that is impossible for me.

[He does not argue about the petting though. He is the family dog after all.]

Edited 2023-07-23 18:10 (UTC)