THISTLE

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[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."

Comments

ROOMS

[crittersheep]

Choose a Room:
♢ Bedrooms for each member of the team (pick one)
(if you choose a member that is not in the game atm, choose the family role for them please)
♢ Bathroom
♢ Kitchen
♢ Living Room
♢ Attic
♢ Basement

DISCUSSION

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Re: DISCUSSION

[survivaltricks]

[HI I HATE THIS]

[anyway he is dressed like this]

What the fuck!

Re: DISCUSSION

[soulsurvivore]

[ hello gentlemen. ]

. . . My.

Re: DISCUSSION

[pictureimperfect]

[this is not even the worst body horror yata has been through today, way more concerned about the frilly baby onesie he finds himself in]

What the heck? This looks so lame.

[shortforever]

[So Odin looks exactly the same as usual, except he has a large dog collar on. It's oversized enough to rest comfortably over his team collar, and there is a big tag hanging from it that indicates he has all of his vaccinations.]

What the FUCK.

ROOM SELECTION

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ROUND 1

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SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

The basement is a place that is considered the DO NOT ENTER zone for those who aren't adults. There's nothing toooo dangerous there (as far as everyone knows), but there are probably creepy crawlies and some of the more dangerous hand tools down there. You know, how it goes, the brothers all say they'll finish this renovation and then things just don't get done, smh.

Boss Coffee Dad goes downstairs because they misplaced something and they figured it might be down there! What is that thing anyway? Well, whatever it is, as they search, something falls on top of them! Eep! What they discover is something they could never imagine . . . a deep, dark secret of the family . . .

What is it? What were they looking for? And are they alright?! What should they do about this?

DISCUSSION

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FAMILY SOLUTION

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EXTRA ACTIONS

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Teams can perform extra actions if they'd like.

Weeds submit their actions here.

RESULTS

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ROUND 2

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SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

Most everyone here are good for sharing, but it turns out that one bathroom for currently (six people) is a lot! Sometimes grandpa Tyr falls asleep in the bathtub and youngest baby Yata needs to play with rubber ducks in the sink and god knows Wine Aunt need their space, whether for makeup or to cry over their life struggles. Or drinking wine probably.

Worst of all, every so often the bathtub/toilet/sink all gurgle once in a while as if something is stuck in the pipes!

It's starting to become kind of a real struggle for the Thistle family. It also sucks as a hiding space as the cops come around snooping. All the goods are hidden, but it might take a moment to frame the HOA . . .

How do we help to solve this dilemma? Do we expand? Do we spend money to repair the pipes? If so, what's even IN the pipes? Or do we do something else, maybe cops should be a priority? What's the solution?

DISCUSSION

[crittersheep]

FAMILY SOLUTION

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EXTRA ACTIONS

[crittersheep]

Teams can perform extra actions if they'd like.

Weeds submit their actions here.

RESULTS

[crittersheep]

Re: ROUND 2

[pictureimperfect]

Thistle picks the bathroom, where Yata will use his mirror magic powers to hide all their illegal stolen goods and any hints of crime in Faith's house LET'S FRAME THE HOA.

ROUND 3

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SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

You've chosen the dog house to go through your underground tunnel network. Thank god, too.

As you go through, Boss discusses the reality of the neighborhood. Turns out the Daffodil twins have really increased their efficiency in thefts and the drug market, and have been trying to take over Thistle's own heists. They aren't successful yet, but rumors are that they're getting better at it. Lily is already wary of both of the families, and their crime boss isn't happy about it. They might have been the ones who have the cops under their thumbs these days . . .

Not only that, it's rumored that famous assassins and very terrible people have begun to show up in Rose and Clover families. Maybe a famous assassin . . . ? And also an arsonist . . .

Bluebell seems fine. Their pet frog is pretty noisy. BUT WHATEVER THE CASE, it sounds like staying low might be the best bet.

But Faith is still here? What do you do with her? And it turns out the treasure is down in these tunnels but what is it that you find? And how will Thistle manage to come out of this mess without being taken down by the other families? Or do you just ignore this and make a new life for yourselves?

What do you do?

DISCUSSION

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DECISION

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EXTRA ACTIONS

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Teams can perform extra actions if they'd like.

Weeds submit their actions here.