BOAT: THISTLE

[crittersheep]

[ You’re in a sleek, gilded reception room aboard a large and - aside from your team - empty ship. It’s full of fabulous kitchens (splattered with blood but still usable!) and ballrooms (full of instruments, all playable!) and glittering spires and stagnant-smelling but comfortable sleeping quarters. When nobody is using the intercoms to speak, a tune hums through.

Other than that, there’s thick mist surrounding everything, a path lit only by the ship’s signal light as it travels toward whatever it is you’re in search of and away from the home you can never return to. Waves crash gently against the hull, growing louder and fiercer as time goes on, and there’s faint wailing and howling in the distance…what is going on in this sea? Well, it’s not very important to you. What’s important is surviving.

You have a life to live. ]

Comments

[survivaltricks]

[EXCUSE YOU???]

I was busy with a more important mission.

The mission of finding our captain a cool hat.

[leonheartedly]

And did you find one?

[survivaltricks]

[PRESENTS: PIRATE CAPTAIN'S HAT SHAPED LIKE, IDK. A SHARK FIN]

[leonheartedly]

Oh, good. Then you can help me with the kitchen after you hand it over.

[survivaltricks]

That sounds like more of a job for our cabin boy--

[points to Odin]

[leonheartedly]

[SNORT]

You're just making all of us do your work for you, huh.

[survivaltricks]

[innocently]

I don't know what you mean. I'm finding us a nice good cat to stave off any future infestations.

[leonheartedly]

You're gonna have a blast cleaning up after them.

[survivaltricks]

[SNRKS]

I'm a cat person. I suppose I won't mind.

[leonheartedly]

You say that now.

[survivaltricks]

Are you doubting my dedication to the feline species, Chef Tyr?

[leonheartedly]

[his lips twitch]

Remember this when you've gotta clean up cat shit all over the place, Mr. Maid.

[survivaltricks]

Cats are way cleaner than that. They're not going to make messes all over the place.

[the only cat reference he has is Morgana who is not a cat at all]

[leonheartedly]

Then you better get it a litter box and keep it clean, or else it'll smell like cat piss everywhere.

[survivaltricks]

I'm going to put it in your bedroom.

[pictureimperfect]

Which I STILL don't have! Strike two!

[survivaltricks]

[HOLDS OUT PIRATE HAT? HELLO?? it's shaped like a shark fin]

You didn't give me the chance to offer it.

[pictureimperfect]

Your snail's pace is your own fault.

And this isn't cool. Try again.

[survivaltricks]

[wow]

I didn't know our captain was so picky.

[pictureimperfect]

Who do you take me for?!

[survivaltricks]

Captain Yatagarasu, the fiendish pirate of the seas, feared by all for his cunning wit?

[pictureimperfect]

And don't you forget it! A fiend like that has high standards!

[survivaltricks]

[AMUSED HUFF]

Fine, fine. I'll try again.

But you've got to feed me first. I need the energy to do my job.

[pictureimperfect]

You may eat a rat.

[survivaltricks]

[:(]