RUMORS: DAFFODIL

[crittersheep]

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Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

If someone tries touchin' my bits 'cause'a this, I'm puttin' your head on a grill.

Re: DISCUSSION

[villainrole]

Well, what would you suggest?

Re: DISCUSSION

[0hp]

"If anyone touches Ser Tart's bits, he will grill his team mate's head" does technically fit the submission criteria.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

Why don't we do somethin' more general.

Re: DISCUSSION

[villainrole]

If you kill a spider, it will come back as a swarm to curse and devour you until nothing is left.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

Okay.

[ sounds fine ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[villainrole]

…really?

Re: DISCUSSION

[0hp]

Wow, horrible.

Re: DISCUSSION

[villainrole]

You don’t like horror?

what the FUCK are words and how do you put them in order?

[0hp]

I do not, in fact.

if u find out let me know

[villainrole]

[…sighs.]

There was a spider who everyone thought was a villain, but they actually wanted to become a hero.

Re: if u find out let me know

[0hp]

[ oh you can see his braincell activate ]

The harder the spider fought for what was right, the more everyone felt the need to stand in their way.

[villainrole]

[sir]

Alas, he is only one spider versus many. He could not stand up to the masses and eventually he perished, without even having a name to be remembered.

[0hp]

So he crawled back out of hell.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

What's horrible about it?

Re: DISCUSSION

[0hp]

Have you ever been devoured by a swarm? It is literally one of the worst ways to die.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

That's why it makes for a great deterrent? Don't kill spiders, don't get cursed t'be devoured by swarms. No problem.

Re: DISCUSSION

[0hp]

. . . I suppose I see the logic.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

. . . If ya hate it that much though, we can do somethin' else.

Re: DISCUSSION

[0hp]

Hold on, I think we've got something here.

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

Why not? Not like I eat spiders.

Re: DISCUSSION

[villainrole]

………………

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

Problem?

Re: DISCUSSION

[villainrole]

You are fascinating.

That said, is there anything in particular you want to request?

Re: DISCUSSION

[secondbornsun]

As long as it don't bring me trouble, I don't care.