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RUMORS: DAFFODIL

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Your editor today is MIKU!

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[mumbling to himself]

When you touch Tart's ears, wedding bells will ring...

Fascinating.

[ writing this down ]

Oh! Good day, it's nice to see you again. Are you here to assist or to observe?

I am here . . . to edit. So a little of both I suppose.

What sort of story would you be interested in editing?

I suppose . . . something heroic, no? With daring action, perhaps a bit of romance. That's the best type of story, isn't it?

What. No.

When you touch Tart's tail, you will lose the person most important to you...

...have you ever heard of tokusatsu?

Why're ya bringin' me into it at all???

I have not.

I'm sure it's your regal bearing and fearsome claws.

No reason not to!

Ah, I see. I'll have to find a way to showcase it to you if heroic stories are things you enjoy. Perhaps you might even find them entertaining...

Oh! I'm sure I would enjoy that quite a lot. Are they poems? Plays?

. . . Hahh. Well, that's natural.

[ tail flick ]

Still, it'll be a pain t'deal with after the ritual, if people come up to harass me about it.

If someone tries touchin' my bits 'cause'a this, I'm puttin' your head on a grill.

You're welcome to lie about me. I have inspired many wildly inaccurate hymns.

Well, what would you suggest?

"If anyone touches Ser Tart's bits, he will grill his team mate's head" does technically fit the submission criteria.

Why don't we do somethin' more general.

Got examples?

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