crittersheep | ꧁ 99 ꧂ - bluebellroseweed.

꧁ 99 ꧂ - bluebellroseweed.

[ you're fenced in a part of the pasture that's been made to look like an interrogation room, though you're still standing on grass instead of tile. speaking of which, the grass has been outlined into ten segments. there's a grimy table set against the wall that's got the glass window, through which you can see the team you're set to face, but you're unable to hear anything they're saying. ]

[ on the table is a box that appears to connect between the two rooms and it's got two slots on it: one slot connects to an automatic card dealer and the other slot is open, meant for you to place a card in when it's your turn. ]

[ if your team refuses to play a card, then a d3 will be rolled and that card will automatically be played, but one of your team will be compelled to play it and then they’ll be punished. ~~for the gamerunner’s sake please try to avoid doing this every single turn.~~ ]

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It's getting tense, yes, but we can't let this game and this demon beat us. We need to keep a cool head. [ god, he hates that there's no space to... MOVE AWAY. ]

This is your fucking fault, you loser! You know what losers do? THEY LOSE!!

MY FAULT?! How the heck is this MY FAULT?!

"Duh... that five ain't bad!"

How smooth is your brain!? Maybe that demon will crack open your skull and show you!

The game isn't even over yet! We haven't lost. And we're far from backed into a corner with the cards that we have!

"HEY GUYS! LET'S PLAY EVEN HIGHER CARDS, JUST IN CASE! It's fuckin' strategy!!"

Hey, I know! Let's try jumping off a cliff! It's fuckin' strategy!!

[ she's fucken nuts. ]

Let's drop ourselves into the ocean... tied to a fucking boulder!

It's a GREAT strategy!! Get to the bottom MUCH FASTER that way!!

Will you stop? the game is already doom & gloom enough. We don't need you adding to it.

[oh that's good]

We can test out how sharp this knife is... by stabbing ourselves in the chest! ...It's a great strategy!! Find out how good quality the metal is, then!!