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crittersheep) wrote2024-07-17 11:21 pm
[gm card room - thistle]
[You find yourselves seated around a table in the middle of a small room. You can’t really perceive any walls, just heavy black velvet curtains on all sides. If you push them aside looking for a way out, you just keep finding more curtains behind them.
There is a crystal ball in the middle of the table and a spread of six large cards arranged around it, currently facedown. Their backs are a plain matte black.
You are aware that powers are all off for card rounds but will be on for the punishment round. You have whatever items are normally on your person.]
There is a crystal ball in the middle of the table and a spread of six large cards arranged around it, currently facedown. Their backs are a plain matte black.
You are aware that powers are all off for card rounds but will be on for the punishment round. You have whatever items are normally on your person.]

[card round rules - known ic]
OPTIONAL CARDS:
OTHER:
ROUND 1
[hand]
Begin.
Your current point bank is: 20 points.
The teams for you to punish this round are PEONY, BLUEBELL, CLOVER
Your six-card hand is as follows:
(While the subject matter is clearly gruesome, all card images are heavily stylized cartoons, in blacks and whites.)
[discussion]
1/2
[BIG SIGH]
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Oh.
Huh.
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Well this fucking sucks.
[turn in]
Re: [turn in]
Odin will play "The Strangling" on Clover. He's going to blow up one of those 'animal balloon' balloons and make a snake out of it before using it to strangle someone. (The balloon will pop before actually killing anyone.)
Odin and Lupin together will play "The Circlet of Thorns" on Bluebell. They're going to make a balloon crown that has mashed blueberries in it and then place it on someone's head. Then they're going to pop it with a thorn.
Re: [turn in]
Thistle will have to follow the base requirements of the punishments when they are revealed.
They may not necessarily reflect your plans.
Do you still want to play these two cards on these two teams?
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You are ruining our bit.
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Mmm. We do.
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ROUND 2
[r1 result]
A punishment you issued was VOIDED.
You have received the following punishments, but do not know who played what:
THE PAIRED OFFERING (a pair of eyeballs in a pair of cupped hands) / 6 pts / 2 TARGETS
THE CONFESSION (a figure knelt in front of a confessional. a sinister shadow is emerging from the door.) / 4 pts / 1 TARGET
THE STRANGLING (a ropy serpentine creature wrapping up a humanoid figure) / 4 pts / 1 TARGET
[hand]
Interesting…keep going, won’t you?
Your current point bank is: 14 points.
The teams for you to punish this round are DAFFODIL, LILY, ROSE
Your six-card hand is as follows:
(While the subject matter is clearly gruesome, all card images are heavily stylized cartoons, in blacks and whites.)
[discussion]
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[mutters]
I want to make the ten point card a giant get-along sweater—
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Hysteria could be being forced to listen to a series of extremely bad jokes. Maybe involving balloon animals??
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The surprise is obviously spooking someone with a fake cockroach. Haha. Gross.
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[turn in]
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Confession - Rose
Hysteria - Daffodil
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Very good. Accepted.
[Y'ALL CAN HANG OUT UNTIL PUNISHMENT TIME you still have the treats and cards from R1 if you want them!]
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[r2 results]
You have received the following punishments, but do not know who played what:
THE BASE OFFERING (an eyeball in a pair of cupped hands) / 4 pts / 1 TARGET
THE CONFESSION (a figure knelt in front of a confessional. a sinister shadow is emerging from the door.) / 4 pts / 1 TARGET
Your final point bank is: 20
The curtains around you draw away into empty space, leaving you in the pasture…
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All things considered. . .