MANGO

[crittersheep]

You all wake up, but you're still in the field of pillows and blankets. However, right now, it's just you and maybe a few other members of the flock.

In the middle, you have a random sheet of paper that is to be filled out (if you cannot read or write, do not worry, you'll either instinctively know how to or someone can surely assist you if neeed be).

There's also a bag of snacks that you can carry with you on the journey. Enjoy them now, you can't take it all home.



If you would like to request something else, you must roll for it (ping Celi in discord if you do).

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ROUND 1

[crittersheep]

Good afternoon . . . morning . . . it is some time in the day . . .

So here's how to fill out the form, I better tell you know before I fall asleep again . . . ~

OOC RULES

[crittersheep]

For Round 1, you need to submit two things as a group (not individually)!

One, you must pick a scenario that you must go through. I'll list them again:

• You are a princess (or a princess and their knights) trying to escape their fate and become an adventurer. Or something else.

• You are at an art gallery that had paintings stolen by a famous thief. Your art exhibit is suppose to happen tomorrow, what do you do?

• You have a large project due tomorrow at school, but you haven't done any research or decided on any topic. If you don't pass, you will go to school jail.

• You are at home, but you’re dealing with a toilet that is overflowing. You have an important person coming over tomorrow.

• You are a chicken farmer that has learned that some of your chickens can speak. They came from space and need your help to send them back home.

OR Pick your own prompt!!

Two, Choose four stats that you will use to perform every action. They can be the basic attack/defense/speed stats, or go wild like "the ability to create cotton candy from anything". I do think the more unique and tailored to your characters will be a more interesting run, but I'll do my best to make every adventure memorable!!

With regards to the stats, order them in preference of MOST IC FAVORITE/IMPORTANT to LEAST IC FAVORITE/IMPORTANT.

DISCUSSION

[crittersheep]

SUBMISSION - SCENARIO

[crittersheep]

SUBMISSION - STATS

[crittersheep]

Round 2

[villainrole]

You'll find a door appears amongst the pillows, the desire to go through the door becoming strong as you walk right through it.

Once you do, you find yourself right in the middle of the scenario, and you blend in with it. This might mean your appearance has changed or that your voice or mannerisms fit the setting as needed. The world feels real and you know any action you take can harm you as if it's a real scenario and not just a dream sequence.

And you have your bag of snacks, too.

The three farmers are facing down the chickens, all of them eyes locked towards one another, knowing that this is serious business. One of the chickens climbs upon a wooden box, taking a seat, skinny legs crossed. The strawhats of the farmers shades their srs expressions (and also protects them from the bright sun!).

"We need your help. The Pigeolopis Planet is aiming to destroy our own, and once we are down, your planet is next. We had to escape here for the time being, but they are likely to arrive tomorrow. Will you assist us in finding a way to take them down?"

Wow, those sure are some chickens! Now you could consider helping them, trying to research into what could stop a pigeon alien, tell the news, or even eat them . . . or maybe a whole other idea!

There's also a whole ass farm you have to take care of, including crops and animals, and probably your household chores.

What do you do?

Discussion

[villainrole]

You can choose an action and to see if you succeed or fail, please roll 2d6 in discord (it should be .roll 2d6). A 9 is a guaranteed success (but the higher the better).

Crit successes (when you roll two sixs) are super good results. Crit failures (when you roll two 1s) are super bad results.

1. Caretaking (has a +4 modifier)
2. Cuteness (has a +2 modifier)
3. Charisma (has a +1 modifier)
4. Charms & Conjuring (has a 0 modifier)

This means you roll 2d6 + [the bonus modifier]. If you crit (two 6s or two 1s), just make sure to notate that too!

DECISION

[villainrole]

Just fill it out like:

Action (dice you're rolling) (dice result), tyyyy

ROUND 3

[crittersheep]

Can you find Aides in this picture?

Lethe's caretaking skills are topnotch, and even though this takes place in a day, it's as if videogame farming sim effects are happening in real time. The crops grew up strong and the animals are happy and looking healthy! Even the laundry is done fast and quick! If the pigeon aliens came by, they would likely be impressed by the first impression that they receive with these humans surely.

And then there's the fence.

Re: ROUND 3

[crittersheep]

Well ... you know. Aides did his best and I think it is unfair of us to judge him, I don't see you guys making a better security barrier!!!!!

Re: ROUND 3

[crittersheep]

Argent prepares the proposal and when he went over it with the others, they both agreed that Argent has some serious political chops of diplomacy but also, he should not become a politician because he's too good for that.

When they sent out the invite, the pigeons agreed to come to discuss face to face so it seemed the offer was at least accepted. Soon, the pigeons walked through the dilapitated fence, and tbh, they're still the same size as regular pigeons. The main difference includes the giant sci-fi looking guns in their wings and also the cool shades.

They radiate imminent danger. The leader of the pigeons look at the chicken and gave them a birdy smirk before turning to the humans.

"You have requested us here. Let us begin our discussions."

And now it is up to you to decide what to do next.

Discussion

[crittersheep]

DECISION

[crittersheep]

Round 4

[crittersheep]

So the time for negotiations have begun.

Re: Round 4

[crittersheep]

There were several different discussions that happened, you see.

It first began with just trying to use basic logic. If you take over too many planets, people aren't going to be happy. They're going to gang up on you in the end. Also, maintaining several planets will require a lot of hard work and will be difficult to manage if you become too overzealous.

Of course the pigeons laughed. One of them even pointed a wing at them, guffawing, "you aliens are dumb!! Why do we care about any of that??? No wonder your planet isn't taken over yet, your brain is mush!!"

And then Chirpie jumped up in the air and landed on said pigeon. The pigeons stopped making fun of them quickly.

Re: Round 4

[crittersheep]

FTR the pigeon alien is still alive, do not worry, there is no cw needed at this time.

Re: Round 4

[crittersheep]

"Don't you just want to be nice?" The pigeons did not want to but the looming threat of being turned into pigeon pancakes was looming over them. The farm did look nice and seemed comfortable, but comfort is not their way of life. The strict survival skills they learned since an early age . . . they would be uncomfortable living in a world of comfort.

"Oh, don't worry, Earth can be pretty difficult to survive in, too, you'll fit right in with the rising temperatures and gas prices!"

Re: Round 4

[crittersheep]

"And microtransactions."

And microtransactions.

Re: Round 4

[crittersheep]

They do accept the lemonade for the time being. They discuss the appeal of their forms, both the chickens and the pigeons, wondering why they even fight. And to be honest, they weren't sure either.

Their wars have existed for a long time, it's almost like they don't know how to stop.



"Well, why not just begin here?"

The pigeons consider this thoughtfully.

"It is true, we are more similar than we are different...and we certainly look more appealing than these naked rubber aliens with grating, loud voices."

"You're right." Agreed one of the chickens.

Re: Round 4

[crittersheep]

Chirpie squashed them.

DISCUSSION

[crittersheep]

DECISION

[crittersheep]

Well, it seems peace negotiations are going well! What do you do next?

FINAL ROUND

[crittersheep]

Re: FINAL ROUND

[crittersheep]

FINAL RESULT

[crittersheep]

Once again, Capitalism is truly the answer to all of our problems. There is probably a dark and tragic tale that spawns from such a premise . . .

But that's for the sequel so don't worry about it!!! You guys are comfortable and living a good life and now the center hub for transfer alien bird students. You upgraded your house and honestly, you're probably running a farm as grand as a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley speedrunner at this point (aka you have a LOT of goods and a LOT of money).

Including the Emu transfer student, the main heroine of the tale . . . she runs down the street, toast in her beak, aiming to reach the school before she's too late. She had a late start because she forgot that due to not having proportionate wings, the school uniform would fit weird. It's hard being a flightless bird. She must make it before the gates close . . .

But that's still for the sequel so don't worry about it!!! You might find feathers hidden in your clothes later on . . . everybirdie can't avoid the feathers.