Game 2 - Daffodil

[crittersheep]

[A daffodil shaped crystal rises from the ground. You instinctively know to touch it for Death's Eye to receive your answer.

You are bound to your flock by a thin thread, making it impossible to separate, but you may still answer individually.]

Comments

[rugpull]

Nope.

...so uh who deserves to die.

Can we just like pick a person who ain't here can I just say I dunno Officer Hardy.

[misfittoys]

Well, doesn't that depend on how we're answering? If we're trying to follow Death's reasoning that'd be no one, right? Because death is the great equalizer.

But also if you've got a grudge against this Officer Hardy you've been sitting on for a while, feel free.

[rugpull]

Fuck that cop in particular.

Eh yer right though it's no one and everyone at the same time.

[misfittoys]

[ Cheerily: ]

Right. It's also the ultimate "fair" answer because either these trigger happy things that go bump in the night will do nothing or maybe they'll murder all of us. Who know?

[rugpull]

Maybe we all die.

Fuck it.

[misfittoys]

That's the spirit. Then next question, who do we mourn?

Don't think death would care about this in particular either.

[rugpull]

...its a real depressin' question too.

[misfittoys]

Yeah. He really called out the elderly there, didn't he?

[rugpull]

Course 'd mourn gran...

[misfittoys]

Of course you would. I'd do the same for my family. That's natural, isn't it?

[rugpull]

This game is depressing....

[misfittoys]

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay no more sad thoughts about gran and family, what did this Officer Hardy do to you?

[secondbornsun]

Who cares, no one.

[misfittoys]

My thoughts exactly. If you're dead, you're dead.

[secondbornsun]

Aaa.

[ anyway ]

Third, nah.

[rugpull]

Nah.

[misfittoys]

Nope.

[secondbornsun]

Tempting as it is—after last time, nah.

[ a beat ]

Officer Hardy, huh?

[rugpull]

Fuck him specifically yeh.

Uhm m'gonna leave this sorta heady stuff to you guys probably.

[secondbornsun]

Sure.

[ tips his head a little closer ]

How likely ya think ya could nab that eye if ya got the chance.

[rugpull]

It's pretty big but if I had a broom I could probably drop in from above and let momentum do mosta the work.

[secondbornsun]

Got one?

[ a broom, that is ]

[rugpull]

...nope.

[secondbornsun]

Guess 'd better improvise.

[ who? who's going to improvise? hey what's tart doing. hey ]

[rugpull]

[I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS]