crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2023-07-23 10:08 am

LILY



[You're in a neighborhood of six homes, each roof matching the color of the six teams. Of course, you are carrying the key to your own house, and you'll find yourself walking to the front door as background music begins to play to match your new, bright technicolor life.

You feel the urge to go inside and once you're in, the compulsion is gone. Once you walk in, you will notice that your joints have been replaced with ball joints and your skin feels more like porcelain. Even if you're covered in fur or feathers, they have a smoother texture that feels more fake than anything. Your movements might also be a little bit stiffer than what you're familiar with, but nothing hurts. Despite everything, you still FEEL like you're in a human body (or whatever body you normally have).

Your clothes are also matching the role that you've chosen, but there's additional lace and frills attached to the hems and such.]

"Oh-waa-aa . . . I woke up, wowaa-aa-aa... Okay, okay, lets have fun...? I had a dream about family sitcoms so we can do that . . .

Ummmmuuu . . .

Will you pick a room for me...? Zzz..."
hardpity: (183)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] hardpity 2023-07-23 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what the accounting department is for.
mykidisthebest: (Now don't try to kid me mancub)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2023-07-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This family doesn't have an accounting department.
hardpity: (274)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] hardpity 2023-07-23 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems like a staffing issue...
mykidisthebest: (More we're intended for)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2023-07-23 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a budget issue! We don't have the money for that. We have seven mouths to feed.
hardpity: (309)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] hardpity 2023-07-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why not simply have more money ]
fishfearme: (huh?)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fishfearme 2023-07-23 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why don't we just steal more money...?]

Can't we solve two issues at once by taking out our rivals and stealing their wealth for our own?
hardpity: (186)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] hardpity 2023-07-23 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What if we skip town and let our rivals fight it out?
fishfearme: (look down)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fishfearme 2023-07-23 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather not relinquish territory to our rivals. It's harder to regain it...
mykidisthebest: (More we're intended for)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2023-07-23 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No stealing! No crime!
fishfearme: (deadpan)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fishfearme 2023-07-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm a mercenary, though. Some laws don't apply to us.
mykidisthebest: (Clue me what to do)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] mykidisthebest 2023-07-23 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
All of the laws apply to you now that you're part of our household. No crime.
fishfearme: (look behind)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] fishfearme 2023-07-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...

[In the same tone as 'sounds fake but okay']