RUMORS: ROSE

[crittersheep]

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Your editor is YOUR NAME!

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[wants_the_phd]

["If I were to ever be so humiliated as to grovel before you, we'd open up a tab of debt that can only be paid with blood."]

[to Your Name:]

Oh, yeah, that part is true.

[debug_mode]

It's true. I've seen his blood.

Yet to taste it, though.

[wants_the_phd]

It tastes like blood.

[debug_mode]

Normal blood?

[wants_the_phd]

Like the blood of an herbivorous mammal.

[debug_mode]

--He doesn't eat meat?

[finalbows]

_{I've been edging a bit more into a situational pescatarian lately.}

[finalbows]

"Not this agaaaainn..." "Oh, but I haven't tasted his blood yet.." Make up your mind.

[debug_mode]

By the way, you owe me.

A lot.

And I'm not just talking vaguely. --But, it's okay. I'm not telling you to try to 'call it in'. Just to say "Sometimes the life of one person touches ours in ways we'll never see."

Surely other people do think about you. And even care about you. Behind your back.

So, you have that going for you.

Consider that.