crittersheep | BSB: Weeds

BSB: Weeds

[the announcer points you to the side of the ring, into an area that's been dedicated for you! There's a bench in black and white, some refreshments for you to munch on, and even little flags you can wave for encouragement! Isn't that nice?

There's also a sheep there waiting for you, decked out in a mask in your flock's colors with a little weed coming out of the top]

[nearby, you can read her stats:

Name: Willow
Height: 3' 3"
Finisher: Cardoon Clutch]

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[the ring bell dings a few times as the little announcer toddles to the center of the ring, the microphone dropping back down in front of him]

Aaaaand now for the first round of BAATLE SHEEP BAABES!

[the "crowd" starts wooping and cheering, wiggling in place]

The following contest is set for one fall with no time limit! Introducing our first Baabe, standing at a shocking 3' 2 1/2", the delightful lady down to duel for Daffodil, Dakota!

[there's some excited cheering from the crowd as the sheep flexes her arms]

And now for her opponent, standing at a towering 3' 3", the winsome lady willing to wrestle for the Weeds, Willow!

[the crowd cheers again as the other sheep gives them a cheerful wave]

Let's make this a good, clean fight, Baabes! [the announcer disappears with a little poof as the bell rings. Both sheep strike a fighting pose as they face each other]

BEGIN!

⥬ DAFFODIL ██████████
██████████ WEEDS ⥫

Edited 2024-04-26 20:18 (UTC)

YOUR ITEMS ARE:

1. yellow grass
2. mystery smoke bomb

IT'S YOUR TURN! PLEASE SELECT ONE:

ATTACK
GUARD
ITEM

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - SHOOT!

(please put your choices under here!)

Attack, scissors

DAFFODIL choose to Attack and throw rock!
WEEDS choose to Attack and throws scissors!

DAFFODIL wins the turn, doing 2pts of damage!

DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 8pts

Item (yellow grass), paper

Weeds choose to use an Item and throws paper!
Daffodil chooses to Attack, throwing scissors!

Daffodil wins the turn, doing 2pts of damage!

DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 6pts

Attack, paper

Weeds choose to attack, throwing paper!
Daffodil chooses to use an Item, throwing scissors!

Daffodil wins the turn and uses their item! They toss their sheep a matcha tea and will fully block the next attack!

DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 6pts

Defend, scissors

Daffodil chooses to attack and throws rock!
Weeds choose to defend and throws scissors!

Daffodil wins the turn, doing 2pts of damage!

DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 4pts

Defend, rock

Daffodil chooses to attack and throws rock!
Weeds chooses to defend and throws rock!

No one wins the turn!

Defend, scissors

Weeds choose to defend and throw scissors!
Daffodil chooses to attack and throw scissors!

No one wins the turn!

Edited 2024-04-27 02:32 (UTC)

Defend, rock

Daffodil chooses to attack and throws scissors!
Weeds choose to defend and throw rock!

Weeds win the turn, defending! They'll only take one 1pt of damage if they're attacked next turn!

DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 4pts

Defend, paper

Daffodil chooses to attack and throws rock!
Weeds choose to defend and throw paper!

Weeds win the turn, defending! They'll only take 1pt of damage if they're—

W-Wait, what's that? Another challenger appears?? Who is this guy?!

Someone is running in and, while the referee's back is turned, attacking both of our Baabes! Hey ref, turn around!!

The ref turns and - seeing this utter destruction - begins counting to 10. Only Daffodil is able to get to their feet in time! Daffodil wins!

⊗ DEFEAT . . . ⊗

Well, at least we aren't literally fighting each other, I suppose...

That would be less... inane. Probably.

Well, I won't deny that this is completely ridiculous in its own right.

[ Furrows her brow as she considers the rules. ]

Would it... be easiest to just attack and try to end it as quickly as possible?

It seems best to be decisive. Which form?

ROUND ONE: DAFFODIL VS WEEDS

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