crittersheep (
crittersheep) wrote2024-04-26 04:06 pm
BSB: Weeds
[the announcer points you to the side of the ring, into an area that's been dedicated for you! There's a bench in black and white, some refreshments for you to munch on, and even little flags you can wave for encouragement! Isn't that nice?
There's also a sheep there waiting for you, decked out in a mask in your flock's colors with a little weed coming out of the top]

[nearby, you can read her stats:
Name: Willow
Height: 3' 3"
Finisher: Cardoon Clutch]
There's also a sheep there waiting for you, decked out in a mask in your flock's colors with a little weed coming out of the top]

[nearby, you can read her stats:
Name: Willow
Height: 3' 3"
Finisher: Cardoon Clutch]

ROUND ONE: DAFFODIL VS WEEDS
Aaaaand now for the first round of BAATLE SHEEP BAABES!
[the "crowd" starts wooping and cheering, wiggling in place]
The following contest is set for one fall with no time limit! Introducing our first Baabe, standing at a shocking 3' 2 1/2", the delightful lady down to duel for Daffodil, Dakota!
[there's some excited cheering from the crowd as the sheep flexes her arms]
And now for her opponent, standing at a towering 3' 3", the winsome lady willing to wrestle for the Weeds, Willow!
[the crowd cheers again as the other sheep gives them a cheerful wave]
Let's make this a good, clean fight, Baabes! [the announcer disappears with a little poof as the bell rings. Both sheep strike a fighting pose as they face each other]
BEGIN!
██████████ WEEDS ⥫
ITEMS
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2. mystery smoke bomb
TURNS
ATTACK
GUARD
ITEM
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - SHOOT!
(please put your choices under here!)
TURN 1
Re: TURN 1
WEEDS choose to Attack and throws scissors!
DAFFODIL wins the turn, doing 2pts of damage!
DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 8pts
TURN 2
Re: TURN 2
Daffodil chooses to Attack, throwing scissors!
Daffodil wins the turn, doing 2pts of damage!
DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 6pts
TURN 3
Re: TURN 3
Daffodil chooses to use an Item, throwing scissors!
Daffodil wins the turn and uses their item! They toss their sheep a matcha tea and will fully block the next attack!
DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 6pts
TURN 4
Re: TURN 4
Weeds choose to defend and throws scissors!
Daffodil wins the turn, doing 2pts of damage!
DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 4pts
TURN 5
Re: TURN 5
Weeds chooses to defend and throws rock!
No one wins the turn!
TURN 6
Re: TURN 6
Daffodil chooses to attack and throw scissors!
No one wins the turn!
TURN 7
Re: TURN 7
Weeds choose to defend and throw rock!
Weeds win the turn, defending! They'll only take one 1pt of damage if they're attacked next turn!
DAFFODIL: 10pts
WEEDS: 4pts
TURN 8
Re: TURN 8
Weeds choose to defend and throw paper!
Weeds win the turn, defending! They'll only take 1pt of damage if they're—
W-Wait, what's that? Another challenger appears?? Who is this guy?!
Someone is running in and, while the referee's back is turned, attacking both of our Baabes! Hey ref, turn around!!
The ref turns and - seeing this utter destruction - begins counting to 10. Only Daffodil is able to get to their feet in time! Daffodil wins!
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[ Furrows her brow as she considers the rules. ]
Would it... be easiest to just attack and try to end it as quickly as possible?
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