LILY

[crittersheep]

[You're suddenly surrounded by shadows and howling winds, and feel a slash across your cheek--shadowy claw marks. All your powers, original, sheep, or otherwise, have been sealed off. You also find yourself shackled; shadowy tendrils keeping you in place, wrapped around your wrists and ankles.

And one of you, in the center is contained within an orb. You're free to move around, or maybe you fall asleep, as a small of amount of nightmare gas sedates you somewhat.

There is only one person allowed to move around freely--A Weed. Or if no Weed is present, one of you is released form your shackles, but chained at the throat.

A voice booms through the shadows. ]

You will tell me who deserves his Vengeance.

Comments

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

[frankly he has lost too much blood to be dealing with this rn. gives a testing tug at his shackles to see if there's any give at all, and frowns when there's none]

Can I please speak to my lawyer already.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[terraria]

It is unfair that we have three doctors and no lawyers here.

( while he tries to sluggishly push at the confines of the orb... )

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

[observing their setup with a small frown]

It would be a conflict of interest for one to represent us anyways, if they were here. So maybe it's for the best. Are you doing okay in there?

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[terraria]

Cramped!

( KICKS BALL )

G... groggy, too. ( holds his head. )

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

Groggy might not be the worst thing in this scenario.

Any...preferences on how to proceed?

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[terraria]

How to proceed...?

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[ohlord]

It's cute that you're still askin'.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

I maintain my sense of humor at all times, unfortunately.

But it would also be nice if it worked once.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[ohlord]

Yeah? Gimme some comedy about this whole bein' tied down thing.

Should tell the wolves their kinks ain't our kinks.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

I'm glad to see you're as cheerful as ever. I'm guessing you can't super strength your way out of these either.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[ohlord]

Buddy, if I could always super strength outta restraints like these, I wouldn't've been experimented on all the goddamn fuckin' time.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[endsjustified]

Would you wish the pasture on your lawyer?

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

They're really good at their jobs but I don't think they know inter-dimensional law.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[endsjustified]

Pity.

[sighs]

I don't think a trick answer will do anything here but worsen the situation.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

My guess is that any kind of trick answer will just lead to someone being picked at random. And I'd like to avoid that as much as possible.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[endsjustified]

As much as I dislike blatant self-sacrifice, it is in fact an option.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[papartner]

I think we're in too deep to think about the law helping us out, man.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

It's always worth a try. If you have any creative suggestions, I'm open to them.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[papartner]

I'm not usually on the receiving end of this stuff. But I have a healthy distrust of law enforcement unless I'm particularly desperate.

And admittedly am feeling pretty desperate. But I don't think there are any sheep cops we can call at a time like this either.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

Cops are useless, let's not get the cops involved. I think we're just supposed to pick, but...I'm not a fan of that.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[papartner]

I hear you on both of those. This is fucked up.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[dadinside]

Probably sheep.

[sheep lawyers. unreliable.]

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

Vetoed. No more sheep.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[dadinside]

Agreed.

Re: ROUND ONE - DISCUSSION

[mykidisthebest]

No more wolves either, now that I think about it.