[hotdogs - lily]

[crittersheep]

[ you’re in a kitchen, with wide-silled windows set into every wall and framed by flock-colored curtains! you’re seated at a table with a tablecloth in the same colors. it’s a little strange here; the counters and cabinets are made of rubber, as are your chairs and the table, and everything squeaks or jingles like a bell when you sit down in it. warm sunlight streams through the windows; it’s very bright and cheerful in this room, though the shadows are equivalently deep and dark.

in the dead center of the table sits a plate of . . . ten perfect, delicious-looking hot dogs.

you thought this was a competition for points? no — you know instinctively that these are what you compete for, a measurement equivalent to points yet infinitely superior. these are your treasure. this is the hoard you must expand and defend. are you all ready for this? ]

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Comments

Re: [discussion]

[ohlord]

[good question...]

Re: [discussion]

[terraria]

( it's meat, right? meat goes splat.

... he thinks. his expression changes to slight concern. )

Re: [discussion]

[ohlord]

[depends on what kind of meat... probably.]

Re: [discussion]

[terraria]

( if a pygmydillo splats in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? )