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crittersheep) wrote2023-10-13 03:12 pm
crittersheep) wrote2023-10-13 03:12 pm
[hotdogs - lily]
[ you’re in a kitchen, with wide-silled windows set into every wall and framed by flock-colored curtains! you’re seated at a table with a tablecloth in the same colors. it’s a little strange here; the counters and cabinets are made of rubber, as are your chairs and the table, and everything squeaks or jingles like a bell when you sit down in it. warm sunlight streams through the windows; it’s very bright and cheerful in this room, though the shadows are equivalently deep and dark.
in the dead center of the table sits a plate of . . . ten perfect, delicious-looking hot dogs.
you thought this was a competition for points? no — you know instinctively that these are what you compete for, a measurement equivalent to points yet infinitely superior. these are your treasure. this is the hoard you must expand and defend. are you all ready for this? ]
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in the dead center of the table sits a plate of . . . ten perfect, delicious-looking hot dogs.
you thought this was a competition for points? no — you know instinctively that these are what you compete for, a measurement equivalent to points yet infinitely superior. these are your treasure. this is the hoard you must expand and defend. are you all ready for this? ]
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Are they made of dog?
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I dunno why we call them dogs instead.
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( no, ananke answers the question for him. ????? so confused. )
They don't even look like a dog...
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[ Illusions up an image of a dachshund on the ground in front of them ]
They look like one kind of dog.
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Oh no! It's so... so...
Oblong...!
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Kind of in the way Minuet is cute...
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[ Gives the dachshund illusion Minuet's dumb hair ]
I dunno if I can see it...
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( illusions minuet's sad kicked puppy soggy man face right next to the dachshund. )
Like that.
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I— I don't think I've ever seen him make that face before, but I see where you're coming from now.
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( maybe he can pass this clue on to his and aides's 'why do my dads love minuet the stampede' pile. )
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( mental note. )
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...We're going to be hungry after this.
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