[hotdogs - rose]

[crittersheep]

[ you’re in a kitchen, with wide-silled windows set into every wall and framed by flock-colored curtains! you’re seated at a table with a tablecloth in the same colors. it’s a little strange here; the counters and cabinets are made of rubber, as are your chairs and the table, and everything squeaks or jingles like a bell when you sit down in it. warm sunlight streams through the windows; it’s very bright and cheerful in this room, though the shadows are equivalently deep and dark.

in the dead center of the table sits a plate of . . . ten perfect, delicious-looking hot dogs.

you thought this was a competition for points? no — you know instinctively that these are what you compete for, a measurement equivalent to points yet infinitely superior. these are your treasure. this is the hoard you must expand and defend. are you all ready for this? ]

INSTRUCTIONS | ROUND HEADINGS

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[crittersheep]

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[crittersheep]

[ your donation goes STRAIGHT IN A DEMON'S MOUTH (1 hot dog) and to CLOVER (6 roses and a false hot god)

your HURK was a: N/A

your WANTON LARCENY was a: N/A
teams who tried to steal from you were: N/A
teams who successfully stole from you were: N/A
teams who donated to you were: Thistle (3 hotdogs) + Lily (6 screaming hotcats?! they seem to count the same as hotdogs for scoring. but they won't stop screaming. oh god, they won't stop screaming)

YOUR FINAL TOTAL IS: 8 (2 hotdogs, 6 screaming hotcats)]

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[finalbows]

_{[ , ]}


There are ghosts in these hotdogs.

<sub>[ why did lily---


oh my god is this a fucking FLEX? oh my god oh my god he was right about the vengeance ]</sub>

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[strateelgic]

Do you think they'll stop screaming if I make them little bread blankets?

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[finalbows]

_{[ angel devil isn't home but if you'd like to leave a message ]}

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[strateelgic]

Actually I forgot this isn't even our kitchen. That's a shame. There probably isn't any bread around.

[Takes off his jacket and gathers the hotcats in them to wrap them up like babies.]

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[pleasantmisery]

[tosses him the tablecloth for extra padding/muffling]

What is going ON out there??

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[strateelgic]

These hot... cats? Seem to be upset. I thought I would try to comfort them.

[They're food, hon.]

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[pleasantmisery]

[peers at them dubiously]

What are they screaming from? They don't have mouths...

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[strateelgic]

Don't they?

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[pleasantmisery]

Well--I didn't look too closely. But I didn't see anything that looked like a mouth...

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[strateelgic]

Do they not have little cat faces? Or am I imagining things?

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[finalbows]

<sub>[ cute

angel devil looks like he is slowly finishing his little "oh NO" recalculating break, because his mouth actually made a grimace rather than a full neutral line. ]</sub>

Now we're tithing them hot dogs with souls in them... What if they get a taste for it? We don't have time to offload these...

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[strateelgic]

Surely they're aware of them? It'll be fine.

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[finalbows]

You don't want to be the one awaking a dark hunger for soulflesh in something you're looking after. At the LEAST I'd rather this be some other flock's problem, good grief... I can't even get a GRIP on them to pull them out...

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[strateelgic]

How do you know they have souls and don't just make noise by default, like the squealing of a potato in the microwave?

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[finalbows]

oh i don't know Levie doll could it be because the SOUL SUMMONERS that once STUCK A MAN IN A TINY LITTLE FISH sent them to us?!

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[strateelgic]

Oh! These are from Lily, aren't they? How cute.

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[finalbows]

_{do you think if they stick you in a fish you can touch one of those little pink lights and go back to normal...?}

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[strateelgic]

Maybe we should just hold onto these and ask Lily to fix them.

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[finalbows]

Be my guest!

_{[ he's going to indulge in staying the fuck away from them until he fulfills his amnesiac end of the bargain to tell them how to make black mages he fucking guesses ]}

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[pleasantmisery]

What is everyone else even DOING?

[can we

is there a way to put the hotcats out of their misery

wrapping them in the tablecloth to drown out their screams for now,]

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[finalbows]

_{they kind of sound like emperor's little sidecar friend did...}

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[themanofyourdreams]

[what the fuck is happening here

but one more for the road,]

Thanks Tot... Good job!