crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote2023-10-01 10:17 am

WEEDS

Weeds, you find yourselves in a cozy room filled with pillows and blankets and also now you're in cozy pajamas.

There's plenty of snacks and drinks as needed and you'll see on the wall, six television screens, each one being a camera that follows the six teams through their adventures.



When scenarios pop up, they showcase on the screen just like real dating sim games. However, you find that you have a matching tablet that allows you to edit the pre-planned scenarios into whatever you find funny . . .

It looks like you can cause some real mischief.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Thistle
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 1
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Changing the answers:

1. Hell no.
2. I am unworthy to be your date. Please go out with me, I beg you.
3. I dunno, I might have to wash my hair that day.
4. I'm high maintenance. Where's my gifts, pretty boy?
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Lily
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 3
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you’re going to try going to the ocean to figure out what kind of memories you can regain there. The storybook hopes with less people, it'll mean less trouble after that last date . . . It’s a nice bright and breezy day, wind blowing through your hair/fur/feathers/etc and you feel confident that you can regain a memory here.

Unfortunately you're both attacked by sea gulls. They mean business! How do you react?

1. Luckily I have some hax power that will kill them all, blah blah blah, I'm boring.
2. Yelp in terror and run away with my date.
3. Escape the sea gulls by shoving my date to the ground as a distraction and running.
4. Invite the sea gulls out to eat with you both. Share in a nice meal with everyone!
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Clover
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 2
THE NEW SCENARIO:
Today, you’re going on a date at the local arcade! The fairytale seems to be convinced that this is a good first lesson, and one that’s easy enough to learn from. Sharing good times always creates good memories!

Mostly you just really want to play some games, though.

Unfortunately, they don't really play video games. You're an expert, they're a novice. Which game do you take them to play?

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. A two-player cooperative shooter! One where you shoot zombies with a plastic gun that's easily breakable should someone get too excited.
2. Pac-Man. Something simple that anyone can understand! Though intended for single-player, so one of you will just stand around bored while the other plays...
3. Air hockey. High-tension, adrenaline rush. Show no mercy!
4. Dance Dance Revolution. You know you wanna show off.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Daffodil
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round4
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today you’re going to the local market to shop through the various wares that the local villagers are selling! The bustling energy is good and maybe you'll be able to find an item that can trigger their memories.

However, all of a sudden, you're accused of being a thief. It doesn't look good. They find what you pilfered in your pouch. That's a death penalty.

That's one way to make your date remember you. You're hauled before a judge. How do you plead to get out of this?

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. Blame everything on your date. Obviously they're framing you, but you're not going to stand for it.
2. Inform everyone if they don't release you that their lives are forfeit.
3. Plead for mercy that it was just some small thing and you're very sorry, you've learned your lesson.
4. Offer to tell them about the entire network of criminals you know in exchange for leniency.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Bluebell
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: round 3
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you’re going to try going to the ocean to figure out what kind of memories you can regain there. The storybook hopes with less people, it'll mean less trouble after that last date . . . It’s a nice bright and breezy day, wind blowing through your hair/fur/feathers/etc and you feel confident that you can regain a memory here.

However, your date is disturbed by an explosion off in the distance. Your date is terrified. As are you. You have no idea what happened or if anyone is hurt. But the best course of action is:

1. Quietly leave the area and go home. Console your date that everything is fine because you're both safe.
2. Tell your date you'll take care of everything. Leave them there and run toward the explosion to help anyone hurt.
3. Take a reasonable half-way choice and find an authority figure to ask what's going on and if a bystander can help.
4. Teleport to the explosion site and get ready to fight the demon. It's always a demon.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Rose
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 4
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today you’re going to the local market to shop through the various wares that the local villagers are selling! The bustling energy is good and maybe you'll be able to find an item that can trigger their memories.

However, all of a sudden, you see it. A mysterious merchant selling something you want more than anything else in the world. A single, perfect, never-aging, beautiful red rose. Under a glass protection that can never be opened. A symbol of all that is good in the world and all that is meant to be cherished. You can't look away. It has no practical value, but your life simply won't feel worthwhile if you can't own this beautiful, perfect, rose...

You want it. The merchant quotes a price you can't afford. There's too many people around and the merchant is looking directly at you: you can't steal it. What do you do?

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. Beg your date for money. Beg everyone around you for money. Plead with all of your heart. Beg the merchant themselves, if that's what it takes.
2. Draw your weapon and demand they surrender the rose. Now.
3. Grab the rose and destroy it. If you can't have it, nobody can.
4. Offer to work as their personal slave for however long they like if it means they will give you that rose.
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[personal profile] stirtheblood 2023-10-01 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Thistle
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 2
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you’re going on a date at the local cafe! You need to chow down to build up your energy, and it's probably a good place to strategize or whatever.

However, while you're eating, you see something outside the window! It's the monster truck, lurking down the road!!

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. You run immediately run to chase it down!
2. You try to lure it closer with some food!
3. You take some pictures to prove that the monster truck mystery is real.
4. You ask the fairytale guy if he knows anything about it, I guess.
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[personal profile] stirtheblood 2023-10-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Thistle
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 3
THE NEW SCENARIO:

You get some clues that the monster truck's lair is in a cave down by the ocean, so you head there to try to see what you can find. You get the feeling the guy might remember some stuff about it if he walks around a bit. You don't see the cave immediately though.

You also bring your badass school mystery hound with you this time! 'Cause it's the beach!

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. Send your dog searching for it!
2. Go swimming! It's a nice beach day! Maybe the cave is under water and it'll show up when the tide goes further out.
3. Play beach volleyball! The truck is clearly lured by the sounds of human passion!!
4. Toss the storybook guy into the water! Maybe it'll trigger some memories!
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[personal profile] stirtheblood 2023-10-01 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Thistle
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 4
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Your dog tracks the truck down, and it emerges from the ocean for a final showdown! It locks eyes with Lockheart, who for some reason looks the tastiest! And it drives right for him!! He's far enough away it would be hard to get to him in time.

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. Go for it anyway, and try to yank him out of the way at the last second.
2. Jump in the way of the truck! It hit you once already, you can take it again!
3. Take advantage of the truck's distraction and flank it for the killing blow!
4. Just let it hit him and see what happens.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Clover
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 5
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you’re going to a local execution! Experiencing the stories of those sentenced to die for their crimes will surely be a positive experience for you and everyone when it comes to regaining those memories!

Also executions are fun, ahem. But this is DEFINITELY about memories cough hack wheeze.

But what execution was most satisfying?

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. The first execution is a woman who stole a lemon from a tree with many lemons.
2. The second execution is for a man who attempted murder. He's vocally mad that he didn't get to actually murder anyone and is being punished for it anyway. He's still complaining as he's executed
3. This man killed more than 20 people over a week period. He just gives the audience a chilling stare. When asked if he has any last words, his answer is just: "No."
4. The last man begs for his life before a last-minute phone call from the governor announces he's being pardoned. New evidence has shown he's actually innocent! Phew.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Clover
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 6
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you decide that you should find a place to live together! A place to call home is often an important part of these fairytales, right? Kinda? Sort of?

WHATEVER, THE HOUSING MARKET IS NO JOKE, WE BETTER GET ONE NOW THAN LATER.

But what is your main source of income with which to buy a home?

1. MY source of income? The date is paying for everything. They need to commit.
2. My parents are rich. They let us live in some house they own after they kick out the renter and his family. No income needed.
3. I have a lucrative job as an idol! I'll handle all of it. No big deal.
4. Homes are overrated. We'll just sleep on the floor of public-accessible buildings.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Bluebell
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: round 5
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you’re going to a local hospital. Experiencing the stories of the sick will surely be a positive experience for you and everyone when it comes to regaining those memories!

Also you're feeling a little sick, cough hack wheeze.

But what sort of symptom are you going in for?

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. A rash. A very bad rash. In a very sensitive area. Normal cream doesn't help.
2. You feel fine! But, blood won't stop trickling out from your right ear... and it won't scab... it's getting uncomfortable.
3. You stubbed your toe a month ago and it turned all green and brown and you've been putting it off but finally someone convinced you to just come down and get it looked at. It's so silly. It doesn't even hurt.
4. You haven't slept. At all. For the past fourteen days. You're at your wits end.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Clover
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 7
THE NEW SCENARIO: The sun is setting once more after a week's work of fun, or close equivalents. The fairytale is taking you back to your home or lackthereof. However, before they let you go, they grab your hand (or two, they only have two hands and there are maybe many of you).

"Wait. I just. I wanted to let you know that you've been a great help. And I've been having a lot of fun actually...

So I was just wondering if...this was something you wanted to keep doing. There are plenty more dates out there we could do..."

They look away, a bright pink forming on his cheeks.

" But... maybe as an actual couple." Throuple? Quadruple? You and all of you obviously. "What do you say? Even if I don't remember everything, it doesn't matter."

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. Refuse. You think they're ugly, but you were just too nice to tell them.
2. Refuse. They're too good for you. They deserve a better person. Someone who will love them to their full potential. Please, forget about you. Don't carry a torch when they can do better.
3. Refuse. You're actually in a committed relationship. It's absolutely nothing personal, but it's just how it is.
4. Make an offer. You're already in a committed relationship... but perhaps a polyamory...?
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[personal profile] stirtheblood 2023-10-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Thistle
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: R5
THE NEW SCENARIO:

After an epic battle, you all manage to take the truck down! Lockheart watches and is super impressed! You break the whole thing down for scrap and head to the market to sell it!

There's a bunch of cool stuff here and you've got a bunch of money now. Lockheart also offers to pitch in for a splurge. What do you buy?

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. A bunch of booze and some really expensive meat! It's time to celebrate!
2. Oh, look, that is absolutely an illegal weapon of mass destruction but it's one of a kind. Surely, you have to get such a rare item, right??
3. An expensive-looking amulet that is so cheap it is definitely either fake or stolen.
4. A ticket out of town.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Rose
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 5
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Just the answers:

Please select one.

1. A tragic, heart-rending romance, with a sad ending that makes you ponder the preciousness of your existence.
2. A comedy that makes you laugh, although the jokes aren't really much of substance.
3. Something very abstract. At one point the stageplay direction says the characters have transformed into birds and are torturing the audience with lit matches held out of their mouths. The actors are doing their best, but it's hard to visualize.
4. You entered the wrong night. It's a scientific lecture about the history of the understanding of psychology. Well, that's sort of theater-adjacent?
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Daffodil
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: round 6
THE NEW SCENARIO:

Today, you decide that you should find a place to live together! A place to call home is often an important part of these fairytales, right? Kinda? Sort of?

So, you build a castle in a swamp. It falls over. Now what?

1. Eh. It's fine. Just live on the rubble in the swamp.
2. Build a new castle on top of the rubble of the old castle. Surely it won't fall over now.
3. It'll fall over as long as it's touching the ground. Put stilts down in the swamp and build a castle on those stilts.
4. Travel the land like beggars, homeless, spit on by everyone you meet.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-01 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Daffodil
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 7
THE NEW SCENARIO:

The sun is setting once more after a week's work of fun dates and parties. The fairytale is taking you back to your home or lackthereof. However, before they let you go, they grab your hand (or two, they only have two hands and there are maybe many of you).

"Wait. I just. I wanted to let you know that you've been scaring me. I... kinda want some distance. What's it going to take to make you leave me alone?"

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A virtual pop-up screen suddenly appears in front of your team. For those who can't read, a voice will read it out to you:

Please select one.

1. They don't have to say anymore! Turn around and leave them.
2. Get on your knees and beg them to give you another chance.
3. Give them a lecture about how THEY should be lucky they had a chance with YOU.
4. You won't let go. Place a collar with leash around their neck.
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[personal profile] stirtheblood 2023-10-01 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
TEAM YOU WISH TO PESTER: Thistle
WHICH ROUND DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE: Round 6
THE NEW SCENARIO:

It's time to find somewhere to spend the night! Lockheart is very tired, and brings you to the most luxurious inn in town. It doesn't allow dogs, though. And you don't have any blackmail on the innkeeper this time.

What do you do?

1. Sneak the dog in anyway. No one will know, probably.
2. Leave the dog outside for a night.
3. Go back to your mom's house. You can probably all sleep in that giant bed?
4. Tell Lockheart you'd rather go camping on the beach!